Let's start with something simple, 
Like one and one ain't three 
And two plus two will never get you five. 
There are fractions in my subtraction
And x don't equal y 
But my homework is bound to multiply. 

Math suks math suks 
I'd like to burn this textbook, 
I hate this stuff so much. 
Math suks math suks 
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much 
But math suks. 

I got so bored with my homework, 
I turned on the TV. 
The beauty contest winners 
Were all smiling through their teeth. 
Then they asked the new Miss America 
Hey babe can you add up all those bucks? 
She looked puzzled, then just said 
"Math Suks".

Geometry, trigonometry 
And if that don't tax your brain 
There are numbers to big to be named. 
Numerical precision is a science with a mission 
And I think it's gonna drive me insane. 

Parents fighting with their children, and the Congress can't agree 
Teachers and their students 
Are all jousting constantly. 
Management and labor keep rattling old sabers 
Quacking like those Peabody ducks. 

Math suks math suks 
You don't even have to spell it, 
All you have to do is yell it... 
Math suks math suks 
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much 
But math suks.